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Trivial Crap About Mike He was born in 1971. He is left handed, and right-minded. He grew up in Minnesota, but now lives in San Francisco, CA. He is atheist. He is a skeptic. He is an ordained Minister because he likes the idea of being referredto as "Reverend." He mostly sleeps on his left side. He believes in paying more for quality. He chews his nails when nobody is looking. He loves cartoons and animation; the more twisted, the better. He has stinky feet. He doesn't own a car, and doesn't want one. He walks very quietly, his downstairs neighbors think he's adreamboat. He brushes his teeth in the shower. He collects horror movies. He is working toward a career in writing. Slowly, though. He likes referring to himself in third person.	Ooohhhh... ScArY kiddies!
Things That Make Life Bearable Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. Music: Foetus, Portishead, Moloko, Amon Tobin, and the talents of the MP3 band called HAGMAN with whom he sometimes collaborates. Invader ZIM More coffee.	WTF is this?
You! Filthy dirt child! Check this shiz-nit out! I made a CARTOON! I made THIS ONE, too! Do you like STUPID HAIKUS? What about the BRIDE OF STUPID HAIKUS?	Geez, I must've been really bored.
Obligatory Links and Frequent Hang-Outs Magnetbox - My new home. SpinnWebe Adbusters UnAmerican	Don't ask.

email: mike@magnetbox.com