Even though James Lipton is a hack who draws his fame through proximity to talented (and sometimes untalented) people, I still like "Inside the Actors Studio." He ends every interview with the Bernard Pivot questionnaire. Here it is with my answers:
What is your favorite word?   honor
What is your least favorite word?   faggot
What turns you on?   mastering a new technology
What turns you off?   an unchangeable mind
What sound do you love?   a great guitar/bass riff
What sound do you hate?   a poorly tuned engine
What is your favorite curse word?   cock-sucker
What profession other than your own would you most like to attempt?   punk rock singer
What profession would you not like to participate in?   insurance actuary
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?   I was expecting you.
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