13 July
Krull (dvd/ws)
-Don't ask.
15 July
Final Fantasy: The Spirits
Within (theater/ws)
-Is it wrong to drool over computer animation?
16 July
Rocketeer, The (dvd/ws)
-So I don't get it, when did Jenny become a heroin
freak?
21 July
Krieger und die Kaiserin,
Der (theater/ws)
-Germany has cool forms of mass transit.
22 July
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
(theater/ws)
-Had Stanley Kubrick directed this film, the last 30 minutes would
have been without dialog.
23 July
-For my birthday, I was a dj at a bondage show and received my spankings
from professionals.
27 July
Planet of the Apes (2001)
(theater/ws)
-What can be said about this that hasn't already been said on dozens
of neo-hip websites? This movie lacks the message and intent of the
original,
no matter how visually stunning it is.
29 July
Of Human Bondage (1934)
(dvd)
-Considering my recent birthday punishment, the title of this film
held a lot more promise than it delivered. I was rather disappointed
to find that not only does it not contain leather whips and straps, but
Bette Davis doesn't even have any nude scenes.
Braveheart (1995) (dvd/ws)
-Proof that in order for Mel Gibson to be able to act, the movie either
has to take place in the future or in the far past.
31 July
Billy Elliot (dvd/ws)
-I've still never seen Footloose.