Diand Web Gallery
Introduction
Diand is my little sister. She's about 13. Or is that 14
now. Anyway, she's a typical snotty little kid who thinks she's just
the shit. I call her Diand because most of the mail she gets is
from Publisher's Clearinghouse and that's how they spell her
name. Naturally she loves it.
Disclaimer: This page is not endorsed by Diand, if she
knew about it she'd undoubtedly say "You're so dumb!"
Gallery
Here are a couple of her masterworks, on loan from the Diand Collection.
circa September 1994
I found this gem hidden behind a radiator when I was cleaning up some
at my parents' house.
Diand: "Eeee..."
Teacher: "Good!"
Diand: "Eeeeeee..."
Teacher: "Very good!"
Diand: "O!"
Teacher: "BAD!" <smack!>
circa February 1995
I found this at my parents' house when I was picking up a couple of my
things. It's written on the back of a sheet of glow-in-the-dark stars.
Quotations
"Dumb isn't a four letter word!"
"Ugh! You're so stupid!"
"I didn't take your jeans! Oh, these?"
"Don't tell mom and dad I got my tongue pierced, ok?"
Meet the Artist
You can contact Diand by sending mail to [long-gone
address]. Or if you're really lucky you can find her as
euphoria on IRC.
oliviax
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