(..to the tune of "Particle Man")

Token Ring LAN, Token Ring LAN Doing the things a token ring can How does it work? It's not important Token Ring LAN

Is it a drag or is it a waste? When it's installed Does it get replaced? Or does that admin get axed instead? Nobody cares Token Ring LAN

Ethernet LAN, Ethernet LAN Ethernet LAN hates Token Ring LAN They have a fight Ethernet wins Ethernet LAN

Internet WAN, Internet WAN Size of the entire Internet, man Usually kind to the smaller LAN Internet WAN

It's got a link with PPP band, A T1 band, and an OC3 band And when they're together it's a happy LAN Powerful WAN, Internet WAN

Workgroups LAN, Workgroups LAN Formerly known as MS LANMAN Lives its life in a garbage can Workgroups LAN

Is it depressed or is it a mess? Does it feel totally worthless? Who came up with Workgroups LAN? Degraded LAN, Workgroups LAN

Ethernet LAN, Ethernet LAN Ethernet LAN hates Token Ring LAN They have a fight Ethernet wins Ethernet LAN

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