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Christian's Tips on Learning to Live with Pain, or,
Living a Happier Gaming Life
- Play Role-playing Games. Better yet, do Live-action.
- If you're playing AD&D, make sure you have a "funny" DM who
appreciates the finer points of gaming, such as plaid ogres.
- Remember: the more different shapes of dice you need, the better
the game is.
- Picking your friends' pockets is fun for all.
- Before trying anything else, attempt physical violence. It may
not work, but it'll be fun!
- You know you are subtle if you have ever used the phrase
"Nudge, nudge..." in a real-life situation.
- If the Cheetos are starting to stain your fingers, try switching to
non-orange snacks for a week or two. If a rash persists, seek medical treatment or,
alternatively, rinse with Mountain Dew.
- Always use all of your abilities whenever possible. That rock just
might be evil.
- When the great Cthulhu awakens and rises from sunken R'lyeh, he will
spare his campaign workers. Yeah...that's the ticket...
- No matter what anyone else says, (insert stereotype here) are always
cool.
- Chaotic neutral thieves
- Paladins
- Anti-paladins
- Ventrue mobsters
- Brujah mobsters
- Gangrel wanderers
- Ravnos Ren-fest refugees
- rogue Tremere
- Goofy Malkavians that are lucid when it suits them
- Toreador martial artists (unless they use wussy Aikido)
- Using player knowledge is a-okay. If you weren't meant to know,
you wouldn't have been told.
- In a live-action game, only losers make an attempt to costume. Make sure to
impress everyone with your snappy dressing by wearing your normal clothes.
- The best way to deal with a problem is to always resort to killing other
characters. That way, everyone will fear your character, and no one will ever cross you.
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