Pynchon Is For Lovers

[Dkipen at aol.com]

Dear Pynchon-listers at home and abroad:

I need your help. I am one very skinny delta-t away from jettisoning all my
curiosity about what Bonnie Surfus looks like and whether Jan Klimkowski is
male or female and, gulp, marrying my girlfriend. I am therefore accepting
nominations for any and all passages in the Pynchon corpus that might make a
suitable addition to the text of the ceremony. Pynchonian venue and, ahem,
catering suggestions will also be accepted, although subjected to a more
rigorous screening process at the hands of the bride's mother than any
liturgical recommendations, over which I exercise final authority. I'm
counting on you.
(Ensign) Morituri te salutant,
David