Pinot Swirl?

[Hartwin Alfred Gebhardt]

> hg recommends:
> "I have attached a bottle of local                       
> Swartland Pinotage as part of my atonemet;  just click on the icon,
> then unzip - best enjoyed at room temperature in an 18 oz crystal,
> swirling counter-clockwise... and afterwards try any elevator for a
> truly gravity-bending experience."

Don Larsson asks: 
> But north of the equator, should one swirl clockwise?

That all depends on the way your clock moves, whether you're 
right-handed or left-handed, whether you're listening to Rossini in 
minor or major fourth, whether you've had bananas for breakfast, and 
on what you're doing with your other hand at the time. If you have a 
digital clock, though, it gets really complicated....

hg
hag at iafrica.com