Subversion (accordion to Hoyle)

[Ted Samsel]

Penny sez:
> Hi all,
> 
> Matthew opined:
> 
> >   Probably the only way to subvert is through "irresponsible use of the 
> >   harmonica".  
> 
> I'm waiting for Ted Samsel to step up and defend the accordion here.

Kith, kinder, friends and enemies,
Know how to use your instruments in both responsible and irresponsible ways.
You never know whom you might have to play with/for/on/over/under/sidesways
down,
backwards/froward/square and round.
When will it end?

"The suspect is a native of the Republic of Texas and now resides in
World's Largest Confederate Theme Park, Virginia, where he ponders such
matters as whether Texas is a joke foisted upon the world by Virginians
or whether Virginia is a joke foisted on the world by Texians. He was
formerly a professor emeritus at Pecos Bill Junior College at El Indio,
Texas, teaching Rodeo Science and Glossolalia.
His main influences are Walter Brennan, Gabby Hayes, Bob Wills, Rockin'
Dopsie and the Bosnian Synod Lut'ran Church. He has minions in the
entourages of Kinky Friedman, Garner TED Armstrong, Commander Cody, THE
WARNER BROZ, GWAR, Baldemar Huerta, Dr. Snock, Pinckney Benedict & Justin
Wilson.
He is known to have personally insulted Richard Bach, in the bar car on
the way to Oaxaca, while undertaking his first reading of EL ARCO IRIS
DE GRAVIDAD, escrito de Tomas Pinche'. THursday night, he forewent
getting drunk with Tom Robbins since he had to take care of one of his
sick chirren.

He may be snuck up on while he is cooking. Do not startle him or he will
spill his cerveza and utter unintelligible imprecations in several dialects.

He first came to our notice while found to be reading _V_ in 1965 during
study hall in high school."

*END OF TRANSMIT*
If he is cooking, do not startle him. He may spill his cerveza.