Will's Kids -- Bailes

[Mike Beiderbecke]

  Regarding pop cultural references, Bruce writes
        > Hey -- what about Stephen King?
  to which I reply, 
        Hey, what about taking this to it's obscene extreme and cite Bret
Easton Ellis' _American Psycho_?
        I'm going to wash my hands now with a slightly used bar of Irish
Spring (.94 for a shrink wrapped package of four at Kroger) and then dry
them with a Laura Ashley hand towel (100% cotton, blue with white stripes,
18.50 at the Laura Ashley Home Store).

                        Regards,
                                 Mike