Strom's Pecker

[Steelhead]

I don't know about Jesse Helms (a nasty bigot of the old school, who's
worth having around if only for his singularly effective filibustering on
AID programs, a vile subsidiary of the intelligence arms of our so-called
government). But Strom Thurmond is unlikely to require one of Ms. Hillary's
penile implants. Strom sez when he croaks, the mortician is going to have
to whack his down with a baseball bat.

Steely