Implant or Transplant?

[LARSSON at VAX1.Mankato.MSUS.EDU]

Steely sez:
"I don't know about Jesse Helms (a nasty bigot of the old school, who's
worth having around if only for his singularly effective filibustering on
AID programs, a vile subsidiary of the intelligence arms of our so-called
government). But Strom Thurmond is unlikely to require one of Ms. Hillary's
penile implants. Strom sez when he croaks, the mortician is going to have
to whack his down with a baseball bat."

Couldn't Jesse just be fitted with a new one from the Pecker Pocket collection
at the LBJ library, where the old bastard keeps all the ones he took?

BTW, I believe it's against state law to speak evil in Minnesota of the late
Hubert Humphrey (his son, Skippy, who is planning to run for Gov. soon, is
another matter), but I believe that Hubert's is the centerpiece (so to speak
) of the collection.

Don Larsson, Mankato State U (MN)