GRGR1 - Giant Adenoid

[MantaRay at aol.com]

My pal CLARK writes:


Is that the one that asserts that TRP is De Lillo, and that he wrote 
_Libra_ to prove that Lee Harvey Oswald killed Laura Palmer on the 
instructions of the CIA to keep a TV network from revealing the 
contents of Hangar 12 at Edwards Airforce Base? 

No, that's a different one. Mine is:

Pynchon is actually possessed by BOB and then decides to kill Laura Palmer
who's had "relations" with CancerMan, who, feeling guilty, hired Oswald to
kill Mullder's pop, who was going to blow the whistle, but failed and hit the
Prez on accident, which gave DeLillo his material for Libra, who then went
into hiding after Mao II to avoid implication from the ceaseless probing of
Scu/lder, who, trying to avenge his father's eventual murder, came upon the
information that puts Pynchon in the recovered UFo at Area51 at the time. 

MantaRay