The horrors of the internet

[davemarc]

At 10:08 AM 10/29/96 -0500, A. S. Chesnick wrote:
>Screen fills with garbage characters morphing into a web browser
>downloading mail, an innocent lad's face lighted only by the eerie CRT
>glow, his eyes fixed on the scrolling lines as if seeking relief from
>the flickering image of an English teacher standing in the shadows, a 
>hint of
>something shiny and sharp in her hand. Thank God for spell check. An old
>literary werewolf with fangs and claws. The moon is full tonight ...
>  Blood-chilling laughter, followed by loud snorting and panting as if
>sniffing the air to locate victim, then steely claws scratching at the
>window with a squeal worse than a 10-penny silver nail on a polished
>marble crypt. Even a man who is pure of heart, should take heed
>when the Wolfbane blooms in the full moon light...
>
How (Maria) Ouspenskayan!

Malevalently (not malevolently),

davemarc