A-and let's not forget Barney the Bozo's disappointed reaction when Uh-Clem *guesses* the answer to the riddle: "Aw, you must have heard that one before." john m Why did the shorthair cross the road? > Because someone told him to. > Why did the longhair cross the road? > Because someone told him not to. > > >Don Larsson, Mankato State U (MN) >