Creepy Jules

[Jules Siegel]

Diana York Blaine wrote:

> creepy Jules and his big-butted big-breasted Playboynoid fantasies.

Actually, I prefer women with small breasts, but like many bad people
(male and female) I do admire well-rounded bottoms. As I'm sure you've
guessed, I detest brainy women though. Anita and Chrissie won't even
understand how you've insulted them, the stupid little things.

> That this egomaniac has been living rent free in my brain for several minutes each day has made me scrub extra hard in the shower.

Love is like that, isn't it? Makes you want to be clean. I think about
you, too. Just my type.

> he's so prone to pontification.

Readers expect some pontification from writers. I don't smoke a pipe and
I never worked as a steamfitter or a longshoreman, so I have to
pontificate a little more to fill out my image.

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