We'll Get Filthy Pynched

[Christopher Gonzales]

Hi folks,,,

Let's consider adding this to the welcome message for new subscribers,,,  

Welcome to the Thomas Pynchon mailing list,,,

With the publication of Mason & Dixon many have joined the list asking
where they can get M&D stuff.  Below is list of items you can order by
posting a message directly to the list.  List members will decide amongst
themselves who will produce your order, then you can send a check to him or
her, and he or she will send you your stuff.  Here's what you can order.
All prices US Dollars,,,


Mason & Dixon T-shirt  $12.00

These handsome white t-shirts with "Mason & Dixon, by Thomas Pynchon" are
individually hand-lettered in solid black laundry marking pen.


Mason & Dixon Line Tape  $6.00

One hundred feet of yellow packing tape with "Mason & Dixon Line"
hand-lettered in heavy-duty permanent marker.  Thoroughly demarcate your
home today.


Planetary Model Kit  $28.00

Everything you need to build your own planetary model featuring the Sun,
Earth, Moon, and Venus.  Includes giant beachball, two fresh oranges, a
dried pea, coathanger, and a mile of string.  Sorry, we are unable to ship
fruit internationally.


Bottomless Coffee Cup  $14.00

This officially-licensed mug has an extra-wide mouth and literally has no
bottom, allowing you to place it directly over the coffeepot, and drink
straight from the carafe without arousing the suspicion of your colleagues.
 Fine M&D logo hand-lettering.


Ripped Bodice  $42.00

Sit in your easy chair reading M&D, wearing fashionable period style.  At
appropriate moments in the text a hidden ripcord allows you to throw open
the bodice and discreetly close it later.  Serious inquiries only.


Just my $2.00 USD,,,  Look forward to hearing from you,,,


Chris