Sven Lars(s)son, young svensk boy from Illinois

[LBernier at tribune.com]

Yah, you really wanna see how wacky those Americans whose ancesters hail from 
Sverige are, check out this URL:

http://www.webcom.com/~eha/kchock.html

Good advice to Swedes on how to eat American (quite a send-up of the American 
diet,  I might add), literal English translations of Swedish idioms (one of my 
faves:  "there is no cow on the ice" = "What's your hurry?")

Even better, learn to swear in Swedish at:

http://www.bart.nl/~sante/enginvek.html

Jean