Rosebud blind

[Bill Burns]

Okay, with all this talk about rosebuds, I've been reminded of a joke
(dependning on your definition) to which I'm compelled to expose you (er...
no pun, intended).

     Public Sub BadJoke_Delivery

        Dim Snare
        Dim Cymbal

        txtEngJoke.Text= Str(_"

Three engineers--a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineeer, and a civil
engineer--are arguing about the nature of God's engineering credentials. 

The mechanical engineer says, "God MUST be a mechanical engineer. I mean,
just LOOK at the intricate workings of human musculature and the skeletal
frame."

"Nope. Nope..." says the electrical engineer, shaking her head. "God has to
be an electrical engineer. A quick glance at the nervous system reveals
God's incredible grasp of electrical design."

"You're both WAY off the mark," says the civil engineer. "God had to be a
civil engineer. Who else would put a waste disposal line through a great
recreation site?"

        ")

        valueJoke.Close = Snare + Cymbal

    End Sub

Sorry. Learning VB and browsing LaughWeb just shouldn't be done in the same day.


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*Bill Burns           wdburns at micron.net*
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