Porno Paranoia & Polythene Pam

[davemarc]

> From: Christopher Gonzales <christopher.gonzales at tedtick.com>
> To: pynchon-l at waste.org
> Subject: Porno Paranoia & Polythene Pam
> Date: Wednesday, January 29, 1997 1:51 PM
> 
[snip]
> 
> BTW, I quite liked everybody's posts about pornography.  Like Don
Larsson,
> I too have a pornographic record player, but I don't have any vinyl to
put
> on it,,, you folks want to post your lists of good vinyl to start my
> pornograph collection?
> 
Well, I do have a copy of Midnight Cowpoke, a pornographic LP that I bought
used (ugh!) about twenty years ago.

>From the cover:

A TRUE BLUE-STAG STUDDED CAST OF FOLLYWOOD NOOKIE STARS AND HANKY PANKY
HUMPERS...

COWBOY STUD COMES TO NEW YORK AND GETS BALLED, BANGED AND BAMBOOZLED BY
WILD-WICKED CITY WOMEN

DRAMATIC STAG STORY WITH SEXUALLY ORIENTED DIALOGUE AND LIVE ACTION SOUNDS

NOW AVAILABLE!  YOU OWE YOURSELF THE SATISFACTION OF ENJOYING THIS WAYOUT
SEXCITING ALBUM

ADULTS ONLY RATED XXX

COLLECTORS ALBUM LIMITED EDITION
HARD HITTING STAG STORY
FREE GIFT INSIDE!  WORTH $2.00 A GENUINE FRENCH TICKLER NOVELTY (Note: 
This "novelty" was no longer in the jacket when I bought the record, Allah
be praised!)
AN ADULT BEST SELLER BUY THIS RECORDING NOW!

Listen to these SEX CRAZY People.
They let it all HANG LOOSE.
With your OWN EARS
you will ACTUALLY HEAR...

*The COWPOKE STUD from Texas who seems to know everything about cows and
chickens but very little ABOUT BANG-HAPPY CITY SLUTS.  You'll get a barrel
of kicks listening to Clyde, the lonely country bumpkin as he sets out to
get his pipes cleaned....

And so on and so forth.

The jacket copy is definitely the best part of the package (from Funky
Finger Records), though the seemingly endless creaky bed sound effect is as
unforgettable as it is necessary.

Ever the audiophile,

davemarc