I hate you all & hope you all die (was Re: Feetlebaum)

[Craig Clark]

John Mascaro suggested:

 >I personally would like to see David C. and [Hugh] S. get into an enormous 
 >scatological flame war over whether it's *Beetle* or *Feetle* baum.  This 
 >war could go on for days, weeks maybe, with each man insulting the other 
 >to high heaven and deepest hades.  Then after it's all over and nobody 
 >won, Steely could come in and call them both morons and explain that it 
 >was actually Orson Welles' routine, another pioneering technical 
 >masterpiece, except eveytime they tried to film it, Welles ate the horse!  
 >But it doesn't stop him, or Steely.

What I want to do is set fire to the crypto-fascist who suggested that it could have
been Tom LEHR. The name is LEHRER. Geddit, assholes? I can't believe that a 
group of people who claim to be Pynchon enthusiasts (not though most of you have
read Pynchon because you obviously haven't because you dare to disagree with a few
opinions I have on the subject) could be so STUPID as to think that LEHRER is 
spelt LEHR. You bunch of morons! Can't you read? Has all that Starbucks 
coffee destroyed whatever braincells were still left functioning after Academe 
frontally lobotomised you? You stupid, STUPID, jerks! I hate the lot of you! Let 
me tell you that if you had lived through the end of apartheid you'd think that 
Lehrer was GOD. It was that comment about "South Africa wants two, that's 
right/One for the blacks and one for the whites" in "Who's next?" that really did it 
for me. I worship the guy, okay? So I find it really, REALLY offensive when some 
head-stuck-up-his-arse-contemplating-his-navel shitty ACADEMIC doesn't, even, 
know, His NAME!!!!! I'm gonna find who you are and come'n'kill you! 
AAAaaaaaagh......!!!(Making a "killer's face" just like Matthew Modine does in
_Full Metal Jacket_)

;-)

Craig Clark

"Living inside the system is like driving across
 the countryside in a bus driven by a maniac bent
 on suicide."
   - Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"