AIDS and the Swedish Stewardess

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look, i don't know nothing about the etiology of sexually-transmissable
immuno-deficiency viruses with species-crossover potential, but i do know
that chimpanzees eat meat, and sometimes, other chimps.

and i do know (from experience) that sometimes it's possible that, say, a
male Swedish stewardess, on a holdover in Zaire, may be prone to popping just
a mite too many 'ludes and, wandering off into the jungle, not see fit to ask
certain essential moral questions about himself when his glittering eyes
adjust to the darkness, and he finds that the pleasantly bared monkey-butt he
is staring at has elicited a forbidden twinge.

then, before you can say Fire Island. . . .