AIDS and the Swedish Stewardess

[MASCARO at humnet.ucla.edu]

I was in the future and brought this back.  Thought you'd like to read it
john m


Yes, children, back in the late 20th century there was a quaint mode
 of communication known as the *Internet* upon which people 
could exercise the most outrageous forms of verbal and moral
 hijinks, sometimes even leading to the spreading of conceptual diseases!

 Below is an example of a particularly virulent type of logotoxin,
circa 1997.  We have preserved a partial reply made to the 
comment noted below, in which an anonymous respondent 
asked the poster (a strange person named after, and apparently
 suffering from, an industrial complex) if, since the remark is
claimed to be based on *experience* the person in question was
 himself the stewardess or the monkey.


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>and i do know (from experience) that sometimes it's possible that, say, a
>male Swedish stewardess, on a holdover in Zaire, may be prone to popping just
>a mite too many 'ludes and, wandering off into the jungle, not see fit to ask
>certain essential moral questions about himself when his glittering eyes
>adjust to the darkness, and he finds that the pleasantly bared monkey-butt he
>is staring at has elicited a forbidden twinge.
>
>then, before you can say Fire Island. . . .
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