Internet Humanitarian Humor Award (was ethics and the picture)

[MantaRay at aol.com]

>We
>had a main pipe blowout in my town, very low water pressure

Yeah right. More CIA sabotage!

>I work overnight at the Boston Globe, in production. However I've done
>grad work in journalism and have had a few things published free-lance.

That's your cover? What's your real job!?

> As for the CIA, NO, I don't work for them. The CIA address just stands
>for "Complete Internet Access" a flat-rate ISP that I think was started
>by some hackers out of MIT sometime ago. 

How convenient...

>Ironically, I DID do a stint in US Army Intelligence during the Vietnam
>War. I was a specialist in communications intelligence, did code
>breaking, monitored tactical radio communications in the field and in
>rear areas bugged and monitored conventional telephones. 

So did my uncle. How interesting...

> (I never could
>figure out Watergate, you don't have to enter a building to bug every
>goddamned telephone in the place, they were certainly in there for more
>than a hook-up.)

Don't lie. You were there! Admit it!


MantaRay, who's ripping his apartment apart, looking for a bug from Wells