Some anti-Irish hate speech...

[Craig Clark]

WARNING: THIS JOKE IS BEST READ OUT LOUD IN AN IRISH ACCENT...

An Irishman applies for a job on a London construction site. The 
English foreman, who has heard that the Irish are none too bright, 
tells him he can have the job if he can explain the difference 
between a joist and a girder.

"Oh, 'tis easy," says the Irishman. "Joist wrote _Ulysses_ and 
_Finnegans Wake_, and Girder wrote _Faust_..."



 
Craig Clark

"Living inside the system is like driving across
 the countryside in a bus driven by a maniac bent
 on suicide."
   - Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"