TRP author signing

[Bruce Appelbaum]

     How about wearing slightly singed leather electrocution mask from 
     Florida?


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Subject: TRP author signing
Author:  ac038 at osfn.rhilinet.gov at Internet
Date:    3/31/97 4:54 PM


     
     
TOP FIVE WAYS TRP COULD APPEAR IN PUBLIC AND MAINTAIN ANONYMITY 
5)  Paper bag on head, a la Unknown Comic.
4)  Two Vegas showgirls positioned on either side of seated author, 
holding opaque curtain between him and audience.
3)  Device worn on neck which "digitally smudges" features of 
wearer.
2)  Full front latex mask provided by Industrial Lights & Magic: 
audience votes on choice of a) Yoda b) Boba Fett c) Darth Vader 
d)  Princess Leia.
1)  TRP appears in hi-drag a la RuPaul.
     
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Paul Di Filippo & Deborah Newton/2 Poplar St./Prov., RI 02906 
"So far as the interests of the capitalist go it does not matter
whether he invests his money at home or abroad; it does not matter 
whether his goods are manufactured in London or Timbuctoo." HG Wells