TRP by ALW [was Re: Cinco de Mayo]

[Sean Klein]

> If Mason & Dixon sold as many copies as the number of beers sold at Cinco 
> de Mayo bashes last weekend in the U.S., there would be M&D T-shirts, M&D 
> hats, M&D Beer, and an M&D miniseries on TV, to be followed naturlich by 
> the M&D sitcom, "Thomas Pynchon's Mason and Dixon: The Movie," and 
> "Dixon! Mason!" the Andrew Lloyd Weber Broadway musical.
>

Personally, I'd rather see ALW's version of GR, appropriately titled, "Tyrone!" the entire book condensed down to three hours, with intermission, and lots of flash and flare - that giant rocket that flys across the audience, the White Visitation choir, tapdancing schwartzcommando, and, of course, the orgy boat scene....