Keep Cool, but Freak Out If The Bus Conductor's Drunk

[Eric Alan Weinstein]

-----Warning: This note is a bit silly-------

Keep Cool, don't stare 
Get on the bus
Get off the bus
Who is driving the bus
fREAK oUT!
Le Freak, s' chic.
Pass me the 2nd bottle o' Cape Maderia, and drive

How can you freak out if the bus is moving?
Sit Down on a moving bus, please!

Yes, this is, ass my man Prof(ligate) Alphonso Linguini
 wrightly sugg-jeestered,
why he gets paid the big money,
because we are the community of people with nothing 
in common
 on the drunk bus which, thanks to 
air-conditioning and humidity control, keeps cool.
And we care enough to pay the fare
dare to care
wear a pair of flairs
vote for Blair
coat with dog-hair (Max)
in the dental chair of the mind
Keep Cool, but Freak Out If The Bus Driver's Drunk

Your drunken busman,

Rev. Dr. Frisbie Q. Posthorner
Hydrobad, Gin-Fitz, 
Hertf'ds'
Eric Alan Weinstein
Centre For English Studies
University Of London
E.A.Weinstein at qmw.ac.uk