Shell, S. Florida Alien Eco-Book, JR Bob Dobbs

[Eric Alan Weinstein]

(warning---this refers to Pynchon only very indirectly, and in a very silly, 
unintellectual sort of way. In fact I am deeply ashamed. Unless Pyn is JR Bob,
which he is not, probably. I think.)


Thought you'd tried everything? YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET! Learn to
Read BIG books! Develop the tricks of idea Extension! Bring your *weirdest
dreams* to rampaging LIFE! Turn off the air-con and breath the bug-gy
air, you elderly wimps!


 WISE UP! *They're* out to get you. And your car. And you inflatable
 equipment.  And your portable, almost paid-up M.I.N.D.


The "different" are being silenced by a global conspiracy-- and by
faulty PA wireing, also. WEIRDOS ARISE, (slowly, not all at once)!! 
You probably already knew that the British and U.S. Governments 
are a SHAM-
something propped up there for you to *blame*. 
But did you know that the
*real* "powers that be" are not even *people*? That they are actually
shambling, unbelievable, unmentionable, unthinkable THINGS??

YES! [S.h.e.l.l.]  *IS* AN ALIEN AND STILL THREATENS THIS PLANET!

Defy the sinister "Star Forces" which mock us all, even sitting having
a brief yet pleasant repast at the Mall's Food Court. Evil demons have
kept the truth from humanity for thousands of years - 
God has been misquoted all this time! His actual words may disturb
you, for they are in a  bad, ungrammatickal French, and often prove to be
acronyms for stuff you ALREADY KNEW. 


When you join this "Order of the Knights of Pynchon,"
you get a mastery of *fighting skills*...good health, an attractive
personality, and a WEIRD ABILITY TO INFLUENCE OTHERS! To BEND THEM to
your WILL!

You'll learn INCANTATIONS that lead to MASTERY over FISCAL PLANES... the
OCCULT TECHNOLOGY of FINANCE POWER...


Achieve SHEER  BLOWOUT.

Defy the S.H.E.L.L. by riding your bike into gas station attendants!
Do not let that 5 bedroom detached subdivison be built!
Move into the trees! Dig under their feet! 

Steal Petrol executive's homes (they mostly live in Surrey and Fairfield Co,
don't pretend  you don't know Where They Are) while they are out, and 
USE THEIR FAXES, and don't be afraid to order from the expensive take-out
place----wire-tap their private places and then
leave them Roses Everywhere-----that is our sign

Take back the streets from the Evil Pavment Agents
Take back the M.I.N.D.  from frightful  Government flunkies
And once you have them, give them away again, but at random!

BE PREPARED to "forget" you READ THIS 


Dr. Nay, High Diddly Do
Hairy Tunnel Under Manchester Airport
Gin.Fitz.
 
Eric Alan Weinstein
Centre For English Studies
University Of London
E.A.Weinstein at qmw.ac.uk