Perhaps a spoiler Topick?
jester
jester at snet.net
Wed May 21 02:37:37 CDT 1997
At 12:23 AM 05/21/1997 -0100,deedle wrote:
>Well, I recall a spirited jr. high conversation that cocacola used as a
>post-coital douche would kill sperm. Don't recall if cherry flavoring had
>any advantage. So many uses, so little education...
I've heard this, too. Also, somewhere along the line, I heard that using
coke in this fashion (without the cherry since that would require visiting a
soda shop, while the plain stuff could be purchased anytime from a machine
down near the drugstore or the local gas station) was not only a common
practice, but also led to a jump in the birthrate! Apparently, the
application of CC only forced the sperm to retreat deeeper and more quickly
into the nether regions and their destiny...
Interesting thread for Pynchon-l, though. Wonder if this'll make into
Lineland 2...?
JJ "Jester"
Jester at snet.net WesWeb / Mandy's Nook / Scream Queens
http://www.jesterweb.com Horror / Paranoia / The Fringe
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