Perhaps a spoiler Topick?

jester jester at snet.net
Wed May 21 02:37:37 CDT 1997


At 12:23 AM 05/21/1997 -0100,deedle wrote:
>Well, I recall a spirited jr. high conversation that cocacola used as a
>post-coital douche would kill sperm.  Don't recall if cherry flavoring had
>any advantage.  So many uses, so little education...

I've heard this, too.  Also, somewhere along the line, I heard that using
coke in this fashion (without the cherry since that would require visiting a
soda shop, while the plain stuff could be purchased anytime from a machine
down near the drugstore or the local gas station) was not only a common
practice, but also led to a jump in the birthrate!  Apparently, the
application of CC only forced the sperm to retreat deeeper and more quickly
into the nether regions and their destiny...

Interesting thread for Pynchon-l, though.  Wonder if this'll make into
Lineland 2...?

JJ "Jester"
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