about last night...

[ckaratnytsky]

     Young Chris was more than amply repaid
     
     for setting up the Fraunces Tavern "do"
     
     when she learned,
     
     from someone who shall remain nameless,
     
     that
     
     s
     p
     o
     i
     l
     e
     r
     
     a
     l
     e
     r
     t
     
     Penny Padgett
     
     g
     a
     s
     p
     
     is...
     
     o
     h
     
     n
     o
     
     a...
     
     o
     h
     
     m
     y
     
     LIBRARIAN!
     
     Now, everybody, repeat in obnoxious singsong, please:
     
     Pen-ny's a li-BRAR-i-an!  Pen-ny's a li-BRAR-i-an!
     
     
     
     Chris, who later went home and told Mittelwerk all the dirt