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[Tom Stanton]

At 06:31 AM 9/9/97 -0400, Ted Samsel wrote:
>[snip]Whaddya expect? Mediterranean style mourning with professional
granny-lady
>ululators clad in black? 

[overheard in a dream...]

Goo-morning, Pro-Mourn...yes, we have both older and younger mourners....
yes, we can make that date...guarantees? Yes, a minimum 30cc of tears and
any decible range of wails...no, sorry, rending garments is extra...sure,
we're
very good at whimpering and wailing, ma'am...how many would you like for
the procession? ...you're Irish?...maybe you'd like to hear about our 3 day
special...