DP

[Greg Montalbano]

>From Sojourner:
>I think you need to get into the band King Missile.  They wrote a
>song for you, "Detachable Penis" which you may enjoy.  With your
>new DP, you can use it for many more purposes than simply
>writing emails with it or making decisions with it, you can now
>bind it to your sleeve, so that everyone can now see your
>number one love.
>
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A couple of years ago, when my charming wife was working at the northern
regional offices of Kaiser Permanente HMO, she & some "fellow" female
employees were having some difficulties being heard over their male
counterparts in the meetings.
She finally came up with the idea of bringing in a huge ("family size")
dildo to be passed around the table, the idea being that whoever "has the
penis" gets to speak & be heard.

--worked great, she tells me.