Not making this up. I swear.

Sat Dec 26 08:38:27 CST 1998

The financial analyst on New York One (our 24 hrs-a-day news station)
said 1999 would be a "V-shaped" year.  

Chris, stroking the Buddha's belly with fond thoughts and best wishes for
all of you
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