Say It Ain't So, Capt. Zhang

[Derek C. Maus]

On Fri, 17 Dec 1999, Richard Romeo wrote:

> "Many people may think marijuana is harmless, but it's not," Zhang said
> in a statement. "The carcinogens in marijuana are much stronger than
> those in tobacco. The big message here is that marijuana, like tobacco,
> can cause cancer."

"Remember, kids...uh...only dopes...uh...use dope."

				--Sgt. Stadanko

p.s. Did anyone out there really think marijuana is *harmless*? I mean,
relatively speaking, compared to missionary work, pederasty and alphabet
reform, it's pretty low on the scale of evils, but harmless...?

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