Maybe If we pool our money...

[Derek C. Maus]

Decommissioned Russian nuclear sub for sale:
http://www.subexpo.com/ 

This ad struck me as *almost* (and probably unintentionally) Pynchonesque. 
I picture DaConho working in the "Huge inner spaces [that] can be used as
a restaurant or meeting facilities, as it was in Helsinki..." waiting to
take the boat on a trip to nuke Haifa...yibble, yibble, yibble...