The Onion is cribbing GR again...

[Derek C. Maus]

>From this week's issue, sounding a lot like Brigadier Pudding in his
interlude with the Domina Nocturna (sans coprophagic episode, of course):

Orrin Hatch Mistakenly Left Dangling In Bondage-Fetish Dungeon 

WASHINGTON, DC--U.S.  Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT)  declined to answer
reporters' questions Monday after a congressional aide discovered him
naked and dangling from a ceiling-mounted leather restraining harness in a
D.C.-area bondage-fetish dungeon. "Sen. Hatch didn't show up for work, so
I went looking for him at an address I saw written down on a scrap of
paper on his desk," Hatch aide Alex Gordon said. "Through a massive oak
door, I could hear a desperate voice pleading for a 'Mistress Domina' to
come back and release him. When I opened the door, I saw the senator,
looking exhausted and wearing only a dog collar and nipple clamps."  Hatch
was brought to Bethesda Naval Hospital, where he was treated for
dehydration and third-degree wax burns to his scrotal sac.

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Derek C. Maus               | "What am I opposed to tell my customers?"
dmaus at email.unc.edu         | Swearingen said. "'Sorry, Washington says
UNC-CH, Dept. of English    | no more fanny packs for you; time to spend
http://www.unc.edu/~dmaus/  | your money on great works of literature'?
                            | It doesn't work that way."   --THE ONION
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