Hitler's Pope

[Spencer Thiel]

>From yesterday's Onion <http://www.theonion.com>:

Doctors Say Pope Will Be
Infallible For Another Year At
Most
VATICAN CITY-- According to
papal physicians, 79-year-old
Pope John Paul II, the infallible
Earthly vicar of Christ, will likely
become fallible within the next
year. "Though infallible, as are
all popes, our beloved John
Paul is likely to lose his
infallibility somewhere in the
10- to 12-month range,"
Vatican chief physician Dr.
Giovanni Caggiano said
Monday. "His eyesight and
hearing already show strong
signs of fallibility, and his
frequent illness suggests a
possible waning in his overall
metaphysical perfection.
Coronary fallibility is a real
possibility in the near future."


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