NP zoo trouble

[Derek C. Maus]

On Wed, 20 Oct 1999, Doug Millison wrote:

> I guess they don't like being in the zoo very much after all...

> In the northern city of Chandigarh, Bittu Singh, 25, was
> killed when he climbed over a boundary wall and tried to shake hands
> with a bear at the local zoo, said police. 

Either that or he was trying to do an Indian version of O'Neill's "The
Hairy Ape" and nailed the ending perfectly...

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