NP "Feelings"

[Neil Conaty]

> We cower in our shelters
> Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
> Runs for years and years and years

I don't remember where I first heard this, but it fits for A L-W
"The music is so derivitave, the audience walks in humming it."

-Neil

So there he was on a water-bed
Drinking a cola of a mystery brand
Reading an airport novelette, listening to
Andrew Lloyd-Webber's "Requiem"
He said, before it had really begun, 
"I prefer the one about my son"
"I've been wading through all this unbelievable junk 
and wondering if I should have given
the world to the monkeys"

-Elvis Costello on meeting God 'God's Comic'
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