NP "Feelings"

[Davey...]

> We cower in our shelters
> With our hands over our ears
> Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
> Runs for years and years and years
> An earthquake hits the theatre
> But the operetta lingers
> Then the piano lid comes down
> And breaks his fucking fingers
> It's a miracle
> -R.Waters

I was lucky enough to see Roger Waters twice on his tour this year, where
this song, "It's A Miracle" was featured near the end of his 2nd set...

It's amazing the number of people that yell the last two lines.

We need all need to buy an Andrew Lloyd Webber Grill.  Invented by the
MST3K guys, it is a device that safely toasts overblown ALW scores.  No
shortage of hot air here.

--davey (list lurker)