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[Doug Millison]

'Tiger man' wants fur graft 


A San Diego computer programmer who has spent £100,000 on tattoos and
plastic surgery to turn himself into a 'tiger' wants a fur graft.

Dennis Smith is tattooed from head to toe with orange and black stripes and
his teeth have been filed to needle point.

He has also had latex whiskers implanted and surgery to his lips so he has a
permanent snarl. He now wants a surgeon to graft tiger fur on to his skin,
like a perma-wig.

Mr Smith, who has changed his name by deed poll to Cat Man, said: "I have a
collection of old tiger pelts from the days of hunting. I want these grafted
on to me. It will cost another $100,000 but will be worth it.

"When I have the coat of a tiger, I feel I will have reached my goal in
life."

His fingernails have been crafted into sharp talons while his hands have
tattooed markings like a tiger's paws. He says he feels like a tiger.

The short back-and-sides he sported at the University Of California has been
replaced with a long orange mane. He has also swapped his glasses for green
contact lenses.

He holds down a £80,000-a-year computer programming job which enables him to
fund the surgery, the Daily Record reports.

He admitted: "Of course people stare at me when I walk down the street but
that's the effect I desire. For so long I have equated myself with the tiger
that I decided to change myself into one.

"It's the real me. So many men cross-dress without their partners knowing,
or dress up and play cowboys or Civil War soldiers at weekends. Me, I'm a
tiger all the time and I love it. I had my first tattoos done 20 years ago
around my eyes and now my whole body is one pastiche of stripes and shading.
I am really proud of it all."


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