Micro Beautyrest Onusline: Register Your Looks

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Hey, if a girl can be anything
she wants why can't she be all
she can afford to be all we can afford?

But Babe she's too young for a
tanning bed and a nose job.

Paradoxical?

Weird?

Is Feminism to blame?

Overindulgent guilty Post-Hippie parents?

Hollywood?

The Camera?

A girl can be a Citadel Rat, a Web
billionaire, a professional boxer,
so why shouldn't she Carve Out a new body too?

But Babe why the skinny, hipless, bottomless
Barbie with toppling over the top tits?

Talk about stealing the soul with a Nikon Camera.

Stand up straight, smile, suck in, push out,
don't cry, better not pout I paid good money
for this film, click, click, click, flash,
flash them at me, that a girl, big smile
now, Yes, yes, yes, yes….

But Babe she's only two days old and
we have 3,000 photos and a video
that once you've finished editing
it will be longer than her 48 hours
on the planet post embryo.  Didn't you read Moa II?

Moa? Oh yeah, cool, Moa, Andy, Britney, Cher,
Paul, John, Geroge, Ringo, Pynchon, Dylan, Barbie,
Ruth, Baby, hmmmmmmmmmmm Baby Ruth.













>From: "s~Z" <keith at pfmentum.com>
>Reply-To: "s~Z" <keith at pfmentum.com>
>To: "Pynchlist" <pynchon-l at waste.org>
>Subject: Micro Beautyrest Onusline: Register Your Looks
>Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 10:29:53 -0800
>
>Introducing Onusline Looks Registration
>
>Register your Micro Beautyrest Looks Online!
>
>Micro Beautyrest Onusline now offers customers
>the opportunity to register Micro Beautyrest Body
>Features online. Registering your Micro Beautyrest
>Body Features gives you the latest updates and
>special offers on Micro Beautyrest Rhinoplasty and
>Hippoplasty training tools. Best of all, looks registration
>is now easy, fast, and convenient. Simply visit the
>link below and provide the disinformation requested.
>
>mbrest.microhard.com/irregister
>
>
>
>

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