Krishna's on Third, or, The Further Adventures of Anand and Adu

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Overheard in the stock room of the local convenience mart:

"Anand, I've joined an online discussion group concerning the author Thomas
Pynchon."

Who?

"Thomas Pynchon." He's wedi good and wedi difficult. currently, vee are
discussing his wedi first nowel: "Wee."

Who?

No. Wee, period. Careful, Anand, those Twinkees behind you. Vee are in the
middle of chapter seven: "She Hangs upon the Vestern Vall"

She va?

No. WEEnus. Botticelli's painting: The Birth of Weenus.

Oh. vhat hangs on the eastern vall?

I vish I knew. Also, There is reference in this chapter to a mysterious
place- a fertile prarie surrounded by high and difficult mountains many days
journey- Weisu. Vee'r all out of Dewil Dogs, I see.

We-is-u? Oh.  Adu, vee also need more cream of mushroom soup.