NP the way you talk

[Doug Millison]

See this story on the web at
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_342326.html

A Spanish teenager has been fined £100 after he farted at police officers
when they asked to see his ID.

The 16-year-old was standing with a group of friends in Bilbao when he
apparently turned his back and broke wind.

They fined him on the spot. His mother admits the boy passed wind but said
that he didn't deliberately aim it at police.

She told El Correo newspaper: "The fart was not directed to the officers as
he did not even see them. In fact, he was just talking to his friends."


...or, perhaps, some Pynchon-L amigos.