pynchon-l-digest V2 #1851

[Dave Monroe]

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
   and think of dirty things
Of deviant dwarfs who suck their toes
   and elves who drub their dings.

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
   and dream exotic dreams
Of dragons who dress in rubber clothes
   and trolls who do it in teams.

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
   and wish for a thrill or two
For a goblin who goes in for a few no-nos
   or an orc with a thing about glue.

And all of the while I sit and pick 
   I think of such jolly things
Of whips and screws and leather
   slacks of frottages & stings ...

Harry N. Beard and Douglas C. Kenney, Bored of the
Rings (New York: Signet, 1969) ...

--- David Morris <fqmorris at yahoo.com> wrote:
> 
> I know, you'd rather be drubbed

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