the New Bard

calbert at tiac.net calbert at tiac.net
Thu Jun 7 10:37:55 CDT 2001


if this is old news, I apologize for repeating it.....

This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotes from George 
W.
      Bush. The quotes have been arranged only for aesthetic 
purposes,
      by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. 

      MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
      by George W. Bush

      I think we all agree, the past is over.
      This is still a dangerous world.
      It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
      and potential mental losses.

      Rarely is the question asked
      Is our children learning?
      Will the highways of the internet become more few?
      How many hands have I shaked?

      They misunderestimate me.
      I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
      I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
      Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings 
take
      dream.

      Put food on your family!
      Knock down the tollbooth!
      Vulcanize Society!
      Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!


love,
cfa





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