Firearms

[FrodeauxB at aol.com]

Well, boys, yer wimpin' out on me here. The limitation on how far down one 
can saw off his/her(we are politically correct in the Deep South, no matter 
what you Yankee SOBs may believe or be lead by the East coast 
liberal-hippie-commie-pinko-homo media to believe) is governed by federal 
law. As for the babes with cleavage, hey, you'd rather a guy?
Here's the deal. There is NOTHING more scary than to hear or see a shotgun 
being pumped. Think about it. Works better than anything else, and you don't 
even have to load it. We call it a deterrent. For those of you who have never 
heard such in real life because you led a sheltered youth or are not 
Americans (is this redundant?), rent one of Arnie's Terminator movies.
"Happiness is a warm gun."-Jonh Lennon. Go figure.
BTW-You really can't be sure if I'm funnun' you or not, can you?


TTFN,

frodeauxb