Miss Lopez & The Yellow Kid

[Paul Mackin]

Thanks, Terrance, I almost busted a gut. You're a national treasure. A
p-list treasure.

        P.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Terrance" <lycidas2 at earthlink.net>
To: <pynchon-l at waste.org>
Sent: Monday, October 01, 2001 9:31 AM
Subject: Re: Miss Lopez & The Yellow Kid


>
>
> Paul Mackin wrote:
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "lorentzen-nicklaus" <lorentzen-nicklaus at t-online.de>
> >
> > > is jennifer lopez allowed to use the n-word?
> >
> > Jennifer can do pretty much anything she wants (expect criticize George
Bush
> > of course) but better be certain her front teeth are insured.
> >
> > Seriously, in America only those with the required "one drop" are
allowed.
> >
> > P.
>
> With all undue disrespect Paul, it's all too obvious that you have been
> reading those Amerikan Newspapers again. I mean,  I seriously doubt you
> have been  listening to Miss Lopez on your MP3 Player. Sorry Paul, but,
> but, but, ah,  you're either drunk or dreaming if you think that Miss
> Lopez can do anything she wants. You might try reading Pynchon again. It
> might be worth your time. I mean, you might find it more productive. I
> mean, ah, given the way that Pynchon plays with twisted ironies of Pop
> musical lyrics in his narratives and all. Jennifer can do pretty much
> anything she wants, yeah right. If you believe that one I've a got a
> bridge in Afghanistan I'd like to sell you.
>
>
> "I Just Read [The New York World] And Swear By Every Word."
>
> --Dildo