MDDM Chs 46-7 Catholic Parrot Jokes

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453.32-36 Parrot jokes?

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say,
"Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to
pray and read the bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots
can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are
sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no time." "Thank you," the
woman responded, "This may very well be the solution." The next
day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he
ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she
walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few
minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're
prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned
silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male
parrot and exclaimed, "Put the fucking beads away, Francis, our
prayers have been answered!"